Mr. Bean vs Borat Sagdiyev

Welcome to the next round of our epic battle of real-life, and fictional-icons! Today's particular match, is a grudge match. Borat claims that Mr. Bean is a real "pain in my assholes." Mr. Bean, however, could care less about how Borat feels, thus, angering the reporter from Kazakhstan even more. In any case, we have brought them here today to duke it out. As always, you guys decide who will win!

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"You can train a dog with food, you can buy a person with money, but there isn't a man alive able to influence the Wolves of Mibu."

Having no great love for either of them, and having not seen Borat, and I've only seen Mr. Bean in one film, Rat Race (I've seen Rowan Atkinson in others, but he was always normal in those...)

I'm gonna have to go with Mr. Bean. The guy has an uncanny knack for coming out on top of ... whatever he finds himself in, he might not smell like roses in the end, but he'll be still standing, and likely with a vacant what's up smile on his face... but I still think he'd pull it off Vs. Borat

Mr bean > Borat.

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All we truly know is that we don't know.

	Pool wrote:
	I'm gonna have to go with Mr. Bean. The guy has an uncanny knack for coming out on top of ... whatever he finds himself in, he might not smell like roses in the end, but he'll be still standing, and likely with a vacant what's up smile on his face... but I still think he'd pull it off Vs. Borat

When Pool puts it that way... I can kind of see how Borat would be in trouble.

First thing I thought when I saw this was how could Mr. Bean loose. he got away with shaking the queens hand through his fly. He never looses. Borat on the other hand is affraid of Jews and was easily smothered by the naked fat man.

I think Borat might as well give up now... His cultural awkwardness comes off as offensive, leaving him to fight this battle on his own. But Mr Bean has a way of being awkward, and not an asshole, which could give him any number of supporters, friends and fans all standing beside him.

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-So says The Neenja

You forget, Mr. Bean makes enemies as well with his thoughtless actions. Borat could capitalize on these slights Mr. Bean has caused people and drive him out of the country. Sure, Mr. Bean could just lay back while Borat makes a fool of himself, but something would happen during it all that would cause the mobs of people to turn on Bean. With mobs of people involved, everyone loses.

In a fight just between the two, Borat would win. He has more experience with hand to hand combat.

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-Rorschach

Mr. Bean would just put on the Benny Hill music and a chase seen would most necessarily ensue. With him being british Mr. Bean would win in the tom and Jerry epic chase and beatings. Borat has what, "Very nice!" and sexual innuendos. Mr. Bean takes the cake, and runs with Benny Hill playing in the background.

	Ash555 wrote:
	Mr. Bean would just put on the Benny Hill music and a chase seen would most necessarily ensue. With him being british Mr. Bean would win in the tom and Jerry epic chase and beatings. Borat has what, "Very nice!" and sexual innuendos. Mr. Bean takes the cake, and runs with Benny Hill playing in the background.

I laughed too hard at this